Critters in the night

So last night as little mini slept...

...I let Ajax out as I was going to bed, around mindnight. The second I open the door he sprints off growling after something. It's pitch black. I have no shoes. As I am calling him back he is snorting and gagging. I have heard this before. I turn to run inside to get ready for the cleanup. Mandy's been asleep for a couple hours at this point. I wake her [gently] and bring her up to speed. So she goes to the ack door to make sure he stays there. He wants in really bad. We have no tomato juice. I get on the internet and look up the solution. I find: 1 quart hydrogen peroxide 3%, 1/4 cup baking soda and a teaspoon of detergent [dawn]. we glove up and head outside and rinse him off. The smell was gone in less than 30 seconds. The hard part was doing his face. He took the brunt of it in the face so we had to put peroxide mixture close to his eye/nose/mouth which could not have been pleasant, especially after the outcome of biting that last thing in the butt. I pick him up and we rinse him off in the bathtub. mandy went back to bed, I closed down shop and followed her.

Hahahaha. When subject and object collide, an experience is born.

I can check that one off my list now.